Lyrics

Soap Game Hustle

Get your soap here!

Soap Game Hustle!

Ladies and Gentlemen, gather around and indulge your five senses
In the finest soap west of the Mississippi,
Guaranteed to ease all your pains…
Scientifically engineered right here in the Queen City of the Plains
Come on down
And gather round

Soap Game Hustle!

I do declare neighbors
Cleanliness is next to Godliness
But greenbacks in your pocket
Are truly divine
Who’s the next to go home healthy and wealthy?!?
Step right up and form a line.

Soap Game Hustle!

You sir! You look like you could use some money
More importantly, you look like you could use some soap
Certain to cure all your ills
Wrapped in 10, 20, and 100 dollar bills
Come partake before it’s too late
Soap Game Hustle!

Listen as I speak the truth
This soap’s a fountain of youth
Had Ponce de Leon this soap and rain
He’d never have left his native Spain
It won’t last long!
Hurry before it’s gone!

Look friends,
You’ve never seen a soap so fine
Clean your body, clean your mind
Line your pockets at the same time
Get your soap here!