Lyrics

McGinty (He’s a Petrified Man)

People travel from far and wide
Come on down and take a look inside
If something mystic is what you seek
Pay a fee and take a peek

Guaranteed to astound
The 10-foot giant pulled straight
from the ground

McGinty, McGinty, McGinty

McGinty, he's a petrified man
So big he'll crush you with just one hand
Tall as a mountain, and old as time
Now you can see him for one shiny dime
Now you can see him for one thin dime

Excavated from the ground
He caused a different type of rush
10 ft tall and hard as rock
He made all the ladies blush (Oh my!)

How did he fall, so hard to tell
A man of such size and might
The secret’s safe with him
His lips are sealed real tight (shhhhh!)

King of an ancient time
Some threw rocks at the throne
Now he stands so stoically
In his chest a heart of stone

The best listener to all your problems
And he never makes a sound
The most devoted loyal friend
But he never buys a round
(Not Once!)

McGinty, he's a petrified man
So big he'll crush you with just one hand
Tall as a mountain, and old as time
Now you can see him for one shiny dime
Now you can see him for one thin dime

Some skeptics tried to doubt him
But he was bona fide
And with such a tough exterior
The words never hurt his pride

To look upon such a specimen
Filled the crowd with awe and fright
While they stood like statues mesmerized
Outlaws made their pockets light.

McGinty, he's a petrified man
So big he'll crush you with just one hand
Tall as a mountain, and old as time
Now you can see him for one shiny dime
Now you can see him for one thin dime